notcuddles: magicrobotgeography: btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company And nothing of value was lost
faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
lizthefangirl: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT
manjiistyle asked: I love to see you post because your face pops up and always manages to brighten my day.
laugh-addict: Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
1. Spit it into her voicemail, a little slurred and sounding like the shot...– 8 Ways To Say I Love You By R. MCKINLEY (via obdormio)
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis